We now know that Boris Johnson broke the law. He misled the Queen. He tried to suspend democracy.
And so, we decided to take matters into our own hands this morning.
The Prime Minister’s position is completely untenable, which is why we ventured (despite the rain) to Downing Street, to deliver his P45 in person.
While we were at it, we also decided to photobomb a few TV cameras, just to make sure Boris Johnson sees the message in New York, where he is currently.
It’s fair to say people we caught the attention of a few journalists.
Oh, and we also bumped into one of the heroes of the hour – QC Jolyon Maugham, who helped to bring the Boris Johnson case to the Supreme Court.