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The “naughtiest” things Boris Johnson has done that he doesn’t want you to know about

In an interview yesterday, Boris Johnson refused to reveal the “naughtiest” thing he has ever done, quipping that it would be “terminally politically damaging” to his career.

This is not surprising. Given the “naughty” information about the Prime Minister that is already available in the public domain, the “naughtiest” thing he has ever done could be pretty unfathomable.


Here are just some of these “naughty” things Boris Johnson has done.

Conspiring to assault a journalist

No, really. In 1990, Boris Johnson’s friend Darius Guppy called Johnson, then a journalist, asking him to supply the address of a News of the World reporter who was onto his dodgy business crimes.

This friend of Johnson said he wanted to send someone over to the journalist’s house, to give him “a couple of black eyes”.

Boris Johnson replied, “I’ll do it”.

Calling Muslim women “letterboxes”

When writing for The Telegraph, Johnson used one of his columns to target ethnic minority women. Among the more offensive of his descriptions, he called Muslim women who wear the burqa “letterboxes” and said they looked like “bank robbers”. Given that this insult was used against a Muslim women in a supermarket recently, it’s clear that his language has set a precedent for what is and isn’t deemed acceptable.

Johnson has also said that African people have “watermelon smiles”. It is not surprising that he has, therefore, been accused of racism by his Parliamentary colleagues and a bank boss said his language would render him unemployable in the world of finance.

Contributing to the imprisonment of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe

While Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson said that charity worker, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, was in Iran because she was “teaching journalism” (she wasn’t). His words were then cited when the Irani government imprisoned her for “propaganda against the regime”. Despite his gaffe clearly having consequences, he has refused to apologise for his actions.

Proroguing Parliament

In September, Boris Johnson attempted to suspend Parliament in order to limit the time available for MPs to scrutinise his Brexit plans.

Unsurprisingly, his authoritarian move resulted in public outcry, and a successful court case which deemed the move unlawful. Johnson returned to Parliament despite many calling on the Prime Minister to resign.

Making misleading claims during the EU referendum campaign

During the 2016 EU referendum campaign, Boris Johnson claimed that the UK would save £350 million a year from leaving the EU, which could be spent on the NHS. His claim, which he painted on the side of a massive bus, was then found to be “a clear misuse of official statistics”.

Dominic Cummings, who ran the Vote Leave campaign and now effectively operates 10 Downing Street, has said the false £350m claim won the referendum.

Facilitating threats to MPs

There has been an increase in threats issued to MPs in recent months, particularly female MPs. Boris Johnson has dismissed these concerns, despite a Labour MP receiving a threat using the very same language that the Prime Minister has used.

The PM has refused to apologise for his role in the increasingly toxic atmosphere that’s risking the safety of MPs.

All this makes Theresa May’s naughtiest moment – running through a field of wheat – seem relatively angelic.

12 responses to “The “naughtiest” things Boris Johnson has done that he doesn’t want you to know about

  1. Most of which seems rather trivial when compared to supporting the Venezuelan government and condoning the actions of the IRA

    1. Yep, JUST what the INTERNATIONAL PEACE PRIZE WINNER, Jeremy Corbyn would do! Just GROW UP, and STOP reading right wing rags!

      1. He is at least honest about Brexit. Unlike comrade Corbyn who has no intention of leaving in spite of most of his members voting leave. He’s the biggest liar of them all.

        1. If anything there have been rumours that he himself voted leave. In fact there have been a fair few people who voted leave on a left wing basis. Just look up Tony Benn

  2. Ahh the British working class , read the sun read the mail , believe every word , vote to support the 1 percent, and just watch Britain get worse and worse and worse , I pity you

  3. Clearly this article was put together to make it look bad for Boris. We wouldn’t be in this scenario if the remoaners had let him get on with the job. Now in their desperation of losing their overpaid jobs they are smearing him. Ok he’s not perfect. But he does at least want Brexit done. Last thing we need is that senile cretin with the terrorist friends or the egoistic silly woman.

  4. Brexit has left the country with the choice of Bozo Jokeson, a man who lies often and published racist remarks against Muslim women ,and JC 2 and a second coming of failed 1970’s socialism who is apparently anti semitic .

    A country split every which way losing the plot and turning in on itself led by an Authoritarian who lies.

    Please can we have a line on the ballot slip for: Non of the above.

  5. What a complete and utter mess we,re in. There must be a way out but it’s so dark in the UK I’m not sure anyone knows. Let’s go have a general election that’ll sort the mess out NOT!! That’s why the people are so fed up of the whole damn thing.

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